Harry Shannon
- Pay your workers starvation wages, preferably in low income countries
- Ignore labour laws and health and safety hazards
- Make obscene amounts of money
- Befriend powerful politicians and donate to their parties
- Continually deny any wrongdoing or dreadful labour practices
- Transfer your money to tax havens
- Give a tiny fraction of the taxes saved to a worthy cause
- Have your donation used for partial cost, say 10%, of a prominent new building
- ‘Reluctantly’ allow the building to be named after you
- Get a tax write-off for your donation
- Repeat steps 1 to 6
To be continued in a future post