Harry Shannon
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison admitted in a press
conference today that he won’t change his government’s climate policy. “We mine and export coal, and burn it here to
produce electricity. It’s just too
important for the economy not to do it,” he said.
When reporters asked him about the future fo…
Tag: satire
News Flash! Province to remove number ‘13’ from crossing countdowns.
Harry Shannon
Premier Doug Ford today announced what he called ‘a new
world-leading safety measure.’ In a
first, Ontario will in future not allow the number ‘13’ on traffic
signals. Currently, when traffic lights
show pedestrians how long they have before the lights will change, ‘13’ appears
if the countdown is longer th…
Resiliency – My satirical letter in the Toronto Star
. Some background: The Ontario government has announced that it will increase the average class size for high schools. It's a cost-saving measure that many fear will lead to poorer education for children. But the Minister of Education claimed that it's going to increase the resiliency of the students, so it's a good policy.
Here's my lette…