How might we describe Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?

Harry Shannon

Yes, I know, we really shouldn’t pay any more attention to this dreadful man and hope he simply disappears into the proverbial obscurity he so richly deserves. Though by all accounts, it’s a prison cell he should move to, not the grand mansion his brother king is inexcusably providing.

But I couldn’t resist sending him off with this label:

The pervert formerly known as Prince Andrew.